The powers that be have shut down the Stargate program, so we are flooding their gate room with a message they can't ignore. Skip the trip to the post office. By completing this order, we will act as your physical proxy. We will take a generic square tissue box, hand-write THANKS SEND MORE STARGATE in thick black marker (just like the prop from the SG-1 pilot), and ship it via USPS directly to Amazon Studios in Culver City, CA on your behalf.
